- ”The Second City Of The Empire”as it was known in Victorian times.The largest city in Scotland ,Shipbuilding giant Located on the Banks of The River Clyde home to about a million people,also the second most populous in the UK.
-Home to some of the Finest Georgian architecture in Britain.
-Glasgow has also got more Parks than any other City(Dear Green Place]Founded in the 6th century by St Mungo Who is the Cities Patron Saint.
- Football plays an important part in Glasgow ,Hampden Park Ibroxand Celtic Park being the three Largest Stadiums in Scotland.Hampden Park used to be the Largest Football Stadium in the World untill the 1950’s

Glasgow btw

Copenhagen 177 up, 46 down
Brand of chewing tobacco, comes in Long Cut, Snuff, and Black (bourbon flavored).

1.Second to worse place to live, right after Lancaster. Seems to attact people with low intelligence, no teeth, mobile homes, and wannabe gangsters who cant afford to live in East La.
2.An ugly little desert town about an Hour north east of Los Angeles. The populatin there, refered to as Desert Rats, continues to be out numbered by tumbeleweeds.
3.A soul stealing cursed place once called the devils playround by native americans.
4.A cursed place that causes all people who move away from it, to have to return.

1. The Greater Seattle Area (including the east side) is home to Bill Gates, Starbucks, the Mariners, and Bungie (the makers of Halo), and Microsoft (the sole poineers in the blue screen and the creators of the Xbox).

2. The fittest city in America

3. One of the smartest Cities in America
Seattle is the Emeral city.

psh, be jealous.

A small urban city in west central West Virginia, adjacent to the Ohio River. Historically significant for its abundance of 12 Step programs, overidentification with Neanderthalic sports activities, and large gay and lesbian communities, Parkersburg takes pride in being recognized as the enflamed, smegma-encrusted foreskin of Appalachia.

‘Capital City Of Northern Ireland

Integral Part Of The United Kingdom

Is Where The Titanic Was Built

It Actually Has One Of The Lowest Crime Rates In U.K. According To Government Statistics.

Good Things
Ulster Fries.
Limited street crime.
Norn Iron accents.
Drinking culture.
The take-no-prisoners, take no crap, black sense of humour

Bowelling, a unique mixture of personal abuse, sarcasm and surrealism which only Scousers will understand. Or tolerate. Just don’t take it personally.
Strangers joining in in your conversations.
Mild anglophobia. All-pervading ugliness that drives tourists away and allows the bars to remain habitable for locals. No Oirish Bars here

Bad Things
Almost everyone supports Liverpool or Man united. Boo.
That all-pervading ugliness. What the Luftwaffe and terrorism couldn’t manage, the Planning Service have.
The Kaliningrad-like destruction of a once-proud city.
Bloody stupid sectarianism, which is probably as bad as you’ve heard it is

One Of The Worst Regions In The U.K For Racism Zero Tolerances On Non Indiginious Folk
Welcome To Belfast

We Don’t Want No
Asylum Seekers,
Ethnic Minorities or
Illegal Immigrants.

We Have Enough Of Our Own Problems Here’

Lovely.

A large preppy upper class suburb northwest of Columbus,Ohio. Dublin is home to many corporations such as Nationwide and Wendy’s. It is also known for its milf’s and the hottest girls in central Ohio. Dublin is a suburban paradise for white collar highly educated professionals with its clean, safe, and community oriented atmosphere. With great schools and plenty to do Dublin is a very appealing place to live.

”the wannabe Second City of the UK. it’s not even a third of the size of Birmingham, in fact it’s not even the 3rd biggest city of the UK. it has 2 footy teams, with one wearing red and brainwashing little children to become glory hunters and not give a toss about their local team. it is officially the most violent city in the UK (even being nicknamed ”Gunchester”) has the highest ASBO rate in the UK. for some reason the government bums Manchester and gives them loadsa money to build some white elephant buildings (probs cuz their all glory hunters too) that the cultureless people will probably end up burning down. all mancs will talk like Liam Gallacher and end up in at least one bar-brawl a week, they’ll scrounge off benefits and have at least 12 children who will end up breeding with eachother by the time they’re 13 and spawn more ASBO babies. the capital city of Chav Land.” Lmaoo,,i moved from manchester like 5 months ago actually

A small island off the coast of Europe. It is a peaceful place with beatiful beaches and views. the people of malta are religious but still maintain there social lives adequetly. as a result the teens have crazy nightclubs dominated by outrageously good techno beats. The most beatiful place in the world.
Anyone who dont like malta can suk a dik

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Lmfao, mine’s pretty correct. 9.9 on the whore scale, from what I’ve seen heard.

2.

A predominantly white upper-middle class community where the asians are in short supply and Abercrombie and Fitch is the wardrobe supplier for 130% of the population (excluding those over the age of 18, and under the age of 4)

aka skanksville, where the boys tan too

Wow.

and also: the place where unoriginal hoes live fuck and stay. i live in ———-, YOU ARE ALL NASTY CUMMY HOES. get some damn clothes on excluding ae Hollister and American eagle.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HOTTOPIC YOU NASTYYY FUCKING CUNTS :]

1. A city of 180,000 people in the heart of the Inland Empire in Southern California. Thanks to pollution, a low stanadard of living, and extremely high crime rate, it has become known as the Armpit of California.

2. city in California known as the mullet and meth lab capital of the world.

The 14th most dangerous U.S. city 2005. Most dangerous city in FL.
Take a ride into the ghetto, aka West Palm Beach.

Virginia is, by far, one of the best states in the Union. Virginia has a rich history, being home to many of the early presidents, the site of the first permanant English settlement in the New World, and contains Yorktown where the American Revolution ended. Virginia makrs the Northern edge of the South, and was home of the Confederate Capitol and the best army of the CSA, the Army of Northern Virginia comanded by Robert E. Lee. Virginia has some of the best colleges in the United States. Climate is moderate with teperatures rarely going above 100 in the summer or below 20 in the winter. Snow is uncommon in this state. Virginia is home ot a large amount of military.

Ireland.

The best place on the planet. Everyone rocks there and it’s so green and lovely. We have our own language which is one of the longest surviving in the world but the vast majority of us speak English because those bastards invaded our island and took all our land and oppressed us with huge taxes that just went straight into the King of England’s pocket, but then in the early 20th century we fought back and won most of the country back (we didn’t get 6 counties in the north). Now we have a really bad government but who cares IRELAND ROCKS!
P.s. No one in Ireland sounds the way you americans think we do. And not everyone in Ireland is called SEAMUS!
Dia duit…..Póg mo thóin!

translation: Hello…..Kiss my ass!

Just beautiful…:P

(1)Capital of Peru, South America. Founded in 1535 by Francisco Pizarro, a spanish conquerer. Nice weather and interesting sightseeings.
(2)The only city in Peru, not very well planned though, moderate crime rate, thriving nightlife, downtown has some cheap tourist attractions

A rowdy place in the west midlands where you can buy cheap booze and chat up the local crumpet.

If you have sex in the park, people will walk past and not batter an eyelid..(and thats in daytime!!)
Girl 1: I used protection when with my boyfriend last night.

Girl 2: Oh really??

Girl 1: Yep, we used a bus shelter

…LOL!

A large town in Wales, administrative hub of Ceredigion.

It’s also devoid of any redeeming features, and brings bad luck on any unlucky enough to visit the place. A haven for scallies from the valley

Apart from the sea and greenery (available countrywide!) it’s literally the end of the line, with appalling nightlife, idiot promoters, and substandard venues.

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wow, only the first definition is right.
good parties
but also a family city

A city with a great nightlife, helped greatly by the fact that the (usually aesthetically pleasing) women enjoying which tend to demonstrate a relatively high level of assertiveness, when it comes to initiating kisses and flirtatious actions. Definitely one of the easiest places in which to pull.

Just a shame about the aggressive, mentally-deficient Scallies who inhabit the place.
Fit Scouse bird: Would you like my tongue down your throat, like?

Bloke (*overcome with surprise*): Errrrr

Fit Scouse bird: Well tough shit; you’re getting it!

(this is silly lol)

A crappy city locatedin central MA. People there think they are hardcore, but they’re just a bunch of NYC wannabees. If they are soo tough they can come to Queens,NYC and come kiss my ass! Smells horrible there too

See, here’s how the shit goes. Worcester is in the middle MA, There are 52 elementary schools (Tatnuck sucks), 4 middle schools (Sullivan, East, Burncoat, and Forest Grove The first 3 kick Forest Grove’s ass on a daily basis), and 4 high schools (South, Burncoat, North, and Doherty). Though some people don’t appriciate Worcester, it kicks more ass than Jet Li, Jakie Chan, and all those other asian dudes combined. Though South is the best, 2 of the best local bands (Bury Your Dead Victory Records and Four Year Strong I Surrender Records) were both from Doherty. Most –If not all– high school sports games take place at Foley Stadium, which has several ill-legitamit entrances that haven’t been fixed in the recent renevations (hallaluja). If you watch these entrances during games you can see people sneaking in.

FUN FACTS-
Worcester…
Is the first city to have 3-deckers
Is known for it’s accent (dropping Rs, droping g’s at the ends of words)
Is the city where birth control was invented
Is the city where heppatitus-a mutated into Heppatitus-b
Was a cruc…

Rochester, NY 219 up, 139 down
A cold boring city for people who want to grow old in their young age. A city where the extent of a night out is going to a lame ass bar and getting a hot plate while trying not to get shot. Guys are all jacked up on steriods becuase they have to make up for their half brains and personalities. Girls are all dirty arrogant NYC wannabees or washed up HS hotties turned fat. Got the rich in east and the italians on the west. New Yorks murder capital because of city gangs and the mafia. Its still the place you always remember but never go back to.

Haha! Not as bad as it sounds.

This old fashion town is turning into a more modern city day by day.

also says, can be and for the most part is really boring and quiet. rarely anything exciting happens here

An extemely affluent town on the famously rich North Shore of Long Island. Most residents have egos as big as their bank accounts and enjoy cruising in their expensive foreign cars.

******* High School is ranked one of the best high schools in the country and has a student parking lot containing cars much pricier than those found in the faculty parking lot.

*******, or SYO! is largely Jewish, with a large number of workers commuting to NYC every day.

The average home price in ******* recently surpassed $1.6 million.

Be careful of that one, she’s from *******.

1. A town made famous by the loser who ate his own underwear to escape a DUI ticket

BAHAHAA! my mum knew the person who are their underwear! xD
oh fu*ck I know the person who put it on Urban Dictionary

the ‘yins’ part is very true.

London
ethnic enclaves infused with homosexuality, poverty, and royalty.
The world’s most cosmopolitan city, where the pulse of Europe erupts.
Coolest subway system in the world!
Most comopolitan city in the universe!

We have rappers like Fat Al and Chip Da Ripper
We’re poor as fuck
We got lots of sports teams most of witch suck but Cavs are comin’ up and we’re all waitin fo r a Indians season
Our lake, Eire, has cought on fire not once but three times
It snows on easter and not christmas
You got more drugs in our suburbs then in Colmubus
Rock started here and since then its been dry here
It borders Lake Erie and is known for extreme, ever-changing weather. It is also known for being the poorest city in the United States, very culturally diverse, and the origin of many rap/hip hop artists. There is a lot of cultural pride here, occasionally racism (Mostly the ever-ignorant Black vs. White. Both sides are guilty - Police specificly target blacks, and then there is a day called May Day where white people cannot attend school unless they want their ass kicked.) There are many gangs in Cleveland that mostly deal drugs and fight other gangs. Drugs and illegal substances are quite common here. The sports teams of Cleveland are the Indians (Baseball, was good in the 90s, offends Native Americans everywhere and has a big fluffy purple mascot named Slider,) Cavaliers (Basketball, now made famous by LeBron James and Usher,) Browns (Football, now returned and worse than ever,) Barons(Hockey, replaced the Lumber Jacks,) and Force (Soccer.)

A sunny city located in Southern California.
Known greatly for it’s sunny weather year-round, it’s beaches, and it’s vicinity to Los Angeles.
Such tourist attractions include:
-Legoland
-Sea World
-Seaport Village
-Belmont Park
Although the estate’s prices are unbelievably high, some think it’s all worth it. Many believe the stereotypes of So-Cal of being toned, tanned, and practically living at the beach are what San Diego consists of, when in reality, majority is overweight.

Absoloutely nothing
lmao @ the 4th!