Sep
28
Would Sarah Ferguson benefit from organic vegetables in her life?
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J. McFadyen asked:


Not necessarily in her diet. She might dress them up in little outfits and place them strategically around her living room. Strike a deal with an aubergine, bribe some kolrabe, offer a stalk of celery a glass of wine and then accept a cigarette from some French beans–promise to provide access to a certain ex-husband in order to suggest favors down the line….

Dec
25
Does Prince Charles Need a Good Kick in the Behind?
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organic gardening
MitsoukoRose asked:


I mean, really! Better late than never, I say. I have always admired his intellect and his interest in architecture and organic gardening. However, I must tell you that there is something quite snarky about him–something so indifferent that makes me want to beat the living Geezus out of him!