Once you have been ripped from your home, you are forced to bathe in cold water. Then you are laid, utterly naked, on a sterile white board. You see the flashing of a large gleaming knife as it dismembers you piece by piece, starting at your toes and working its way up your body. Fluids ooze out of you as the pain mounts. The last thing you see is the blade coming down on your head.
This is the sad, short, and painful life of a vegetable in our supposedly health-conscious society. Of course, not all vegetables end up like this. If they�re lucky, they get to decay, forgotten in the bottom of the refrigerator. No one knows when they lose consciousness as the molds slowly infest their chilly bodies, gradually turning them to mush.
Shocked? You should be. Vegetables have feelings too, and yet they are raised in inhumane conditions, forced to live outside in dirt and mud, and, in even the best of organic gardens, allowed only manure to eat.
Vegetables are supposed to be healthy food, but what kind of health can you get from eating vegetables? Even nutritionists admit that meat is higher in protein and grains are higher in carbohydrates than most vegetables. Supposedly vegetables are valuable for their vitamin content. But any one of us can walk into a grocery store and buy vitamins that are derived from non-vegetable, cruelty-free sources.
End the madness now! Stop eating your vegetable brothers and sisters! Support vegetable rights! (We have animal rights and mineral rights, why neglect vegetable rights?)
yes, i was being sarcastic.
but it’s based on real thoughts. although i can prove them wrong now.
1.vegetables can’t process pain, because they don’t have a brain to do so. they don’t have nerves either.
2.vegetables can’t see a gleaming knife coming at their toes and slowly dismembering them since they don’t have eyes.
3.vegetable rights is real and is complete bull shit.
On one hand the language is so vague and there is the specter of Monsanto hanging over this bill, that it could be used to target small organic farms (especially if they have the right guy in the right bureaucratic position.
On the other hand, I am asking myself really, the government is putting this together so then can go raid Ma and Pa’s tomato garden? Democrats who rely on environmentalist to get elected? I’m not convinced that targeting of the local organic farms was the intent of this bill.